Exposition

I would like to start by saying this: Do NOT check out my other blogs. They are embarassing. I would delete them, but I don't know how, and even if I did, I don't think I'd have the heart to. They may suck, but they're a part of me. Second Order of Business: I thought I'd give you a little background on myself. Here's some important people in my life I may at some point mention:

That's Jimr. (For privacy reasons I'm calling everyone by a nickname of my choosing.) He's the wonderful man I mentioned in my profile.

This is my dad. I may refer to him as Bill Nye.

This is Mum. I'm not English, but that certainly sounds cooler, no? (Also, I think she might kill me for using this photo but it's the only one I had on my computer)

This is FirePenguinDiscoPanda, my very best friend. We've been friends since we were two and we met at library storytime. I'll most likely mention her very often.

This is Lobstah. She is one of FirePenguinDiscoPanda and I's nearest and dearest friends. She's super awesome and pretty, but she's also a butt because she moved to Maine and left us behind. Like a butt.

This is 1979. She's one of my longtime schoolfriends. We met in the second grade and bonded over Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. She liked Donatello. I liked Michaelangelo. She's also an amazingly talented artist.

This is Platypus. She is another longtime schoolfriend. We met in the fifth grade and we quickly became friends. She is hilarious and most certainly NOT a horrible person for dropping a spoon on the floor at my house, despite what she says.

My friend Link is on the left. She's another of my close schoolfriends. She is a big goof and is great at nail art. I'll never forget the day she came to school with Nyan Cat fingernails. She is left-handed and makes spectacular birthday cards.

This is Rainy, my schoolfriend who in real life shares the same name as me. She is by far the strongest person I know, period.

This is Mrs. MumfordMcAvoy, my last schoolfriend. She is super-hot but refuses to believe it when people tell her. She also has great taste in music and adores retro things are much as I do. She rocks.

This is my dog, Ellie, which is short for Elvira. Her full name is Elvira Brigitte Ginger Fonzarelli (insert my true last name here). I can release her name because she is a dog and dogs are cool with that. Also, if my dog was a porn star, her name would probably be Cocoa Lovemuffins. Just saying. Ellie is the closest I will ever get to having a child. (True children disgust me)

And, finally, this is me, Colours. I have a profile to the right there, so I don't need a bio! :3 Alright, if I ever introduce any more "characters" in this "story" I will try to include a photo so you can get a general idea of what they look like. I like to share my photography, so I'll try to post a daily photo until I get all my favorites up, but I'm rather forgetful so if I do not, I'm sorry. I'll also be posting things like pieces of my art, words I love, funny things from the internet, journal entries, and gobs (if I don't forget) of other stuff. Also, I ask that if you begin to read this blog and you know me in real life and the other people I mention, refer to them by the nickname I've given them ONLY. Lastly, I'm not counting on many readers, but if you happen to stumble upon this blog and enjoy it, thank you already! May your life be filled with beauty, joy, and colour.